President Bush.

Today, I'm proud to be President Bush

The tranquility I felt recently after having had the occasional pleasure of petting my poodle Blair has turned into greater emotional satisfaction. You must know by now that I'm anti-Arab because they destroyed my twin blocks with which I was hoping to create more countries according to my model. I went to Iraq to make it a mini-America where there would be only Christians (the more convervative the better) and Jews (with all the clout they can command). I will allow in a few Muslims and Buddhists to accentuate the supremacy of the first two religious groups. So with Israel gaining the upper hand in the Middle East, I feel ecstatic that Jews are coming up superior in any real conflict which does not involve dirty tactics like suicide bombings. A battle can be fair, you know, if you give warning of a military strike that can involve any kind of weapon. But why am I giving my enemies any consideration? If they want to destroy me, why should I not annihilate them first? I'm doing it simply because I'm a Christian, so humane and compassionate. I can sleep nights. All I need is to rear a few more petting dogs. And a few betes-noires (such as Iran, North Korea, and China) to keep me in a good and motivated mood.

I Live Your Life!

I DO NOT HAVE MUCH OF A LIFE OF MY OWN,
SO I PLAN TO LIVE EVERBODY ELSE'S.