From bling-bling to blind-blind

From bling-bling to blind-blind

Today, I am Sarkozy.

I’ve two days ago met with the Dalai Lama in defiance of the Chinese who have strongly objected to the meeting. Who the hell are they
to tell me, the champion of freedom for all colonized peoples of the world, especially the oppressed Tibetans, who I can see and what I
can do?

I told the Dalai that if Tibet should rise up in rebellion against
Chinese rule, I would pull out all French troops from other parts
of the world to support its cause. I’m very serious about protecting the wonderful Tibetan culture that is being systematically destroyed by the occupying Chinese. I’m no longer into the bling-bling,
which the world press has so far portrayed my presidency, my
new young beautiful trophy wife notwithstanding. The Chinese
shall not decimate Tibetan culture and language; just as French culture and language shall not be marginalized by the English-speaking world. Tibetan and French are blood brothers who will
fight together what we hold dear and sacred.

I am for total honesty. What I do from here on is what I say I’ll do.
So mark my every word. Even when I speak off the cuff and talk PR stuff. All straight talk, nothing less.

I don’t know what it is with the Chinese – are they stupid or what?
All they do is make public protestations about my support of
the Dalai Lama, and then let the noise reverberate a bit only
to let it die with nary an echo. They really are a morally currupt lot. They are so oblivious to their own people’s suffering that the only
way left for them to hang on to power is to divert the people’s attention to external bashings of France and other peace and
freedom loving nations. They may not realize it but we in the West are smart enough to see through their idiotic acts.

Let me teach them how to truly react to my championing of Tibet autonomy. Let me remind them (and the rest of the world) that France still has many colonies:
Caledonia French Colony 1853-Present.
Corsica French Territory 1768-Present.
Guadeloupe French Colony 1635-Present.
Guyana French Colony 1750-Present.
Kerguelen French Colony 1893-Present.
Martinique French Colony 1635-Present.
Tahiti French Colony 1880-Present.

The Chinese and all freedom fighters of the world should get together and take my country to task to explain why France has not granted independence to its colonies, most of which it had colonized by force. Invite all the (nominated) heads of these territories to a grand powwow to promise them every assistance to win back their sovereignty from France. That’s the way to go to get even with me.

France is no greater saint than any other big powers that needed to expand their national boundaries. I fully understand why China hangs on to Tibet. I’m only blind-blind to what happens to my own colonial backyard.

Bling-bling or blind-blind, I stand accused. Maybe I would become blur-blur in time. But my story will continue not to bore-bore you. C’est le train-train de tous les jour d’un president de la Republique Francaise. Vive le bling-bling! And long live the blind!